"Knock
",knock'
Who are there?
"Aardvark
Aardvark who?
..Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smile..."
What happened when the two candles fell in love?
They met their match...
Did you hear about the two blood cells who fell in love?
........They love in vein......
Did you hear about the ghost and the vampire who fell in love?
It was the first fright..
What did the one -eyed cyclops say to his girlfriend?
yOu are the one eye adore'There was a young lady named stella.Fell in love with bow legged fella.The venture some chap let her sit on his lap and she plummeted down to the cellar...
Stress point for you ....
"There are occasions when,confronted by brilliant idea or offered and eminently sensible recommendation,there is simply no other respond than 'Ha Ha Ha,That's a good one! 'This undermines someone who is quite probably an excellent worker already and will help take them to new levels of achievement."
What do you always get on your birthday?
Another year older.......
Why are birthday good for you?
The more you have,the longer you live........
When is the luke skywalker's birthday?
May the fourth (be with you)
"When is your birthday?'
The thirteen of september'
"Which year?
Every year
Did you hear about candle shop that BURN down?
........Everyone stood round singing 'Happy Birthday'
Some say....
"Age is question of mind over matter.If you dont mind it doesnt matter".
"Old age is always fifteen years older than i am...
'Age is somthing doesnt matter,unless you are a cheese"
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"Growing old is most like a habit which a busy man has no time to form"
If you multiply 1089 x 9,you get 9801,Its reversed itself!This also workswith 10989 or 109989 or 1099989 and so on.............
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