HUMOR COLLECTIONS

"Knock
",knock'
Who are there?
"Aardvark

Aardvark who?
..Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smile..."


What happened when the two candles fell in love?
They met their match...

Did you hear about the two blood cells who fell in love?
........They love in vein......


Did you hear about the ghost and the vampire who fell in love?
It was the first fright..

What did the one -eyed cyclops say to his girlfriend?
yOu are the one eye adore'There was a young lady named stella.Fell in love with bow legged fella.The venture some chap let her sit on his lap and she plummeted down to the cellar...