HUMOR COLLECTIONS

Why?

Once a while a visiting very rich friend.The maid approached me and question....

"What would you like to have?
Fruit Juice,Soda,Tea,Chocolate,Cappucino,Frapucinno,or coffee??
Answer:TEA please....."


Question:"Ceylon Tea, Indian Tea,Herbal Tea,Bush Tea,Honey Bush
Tea,Iced Tea or Green Tea,Iced lemon tea,Chinese Tea ?"
Answer : "Ceylon Tea."

Question : "How would you like it? Black or white?
Answer: "White."
Question: "Milk or fresh cream?
Answer: "With milk."
Question: "Goat's milk or cow's milk?"
Answer: "With cow's milk please."
Question: "Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"

Answer: "Um.. I'll just take it black."
Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar.."
Question: "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
Answer: "Cane sugar."
Question:" White, brown or yellow sugar?"
Answer: "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water
instead."

Question: "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?
Answer: "Mineral water."
Question: "Flavoured or non-flavoured?"
Answer: "I think I'll just die of thirst..."