HUMOR COLLECTIONS

Most companies and government agencies have strange policy.Vacation days are yours for keeps.If you dont use them during the term of your employement,you're paid for them when you leave.Sick days,on the other hand,are fleeting.If you dont use them,they tend to disappear at the end of some preesablished period.In other words,your company is telling you to avoid vacations and get sick.The least you can do is oblige-except,of course,the part about avoiding vacations.