- Computer games tester-Someone has to make sure they work.
- Professional Courier-Free travel ,usually no stress,depending ,of course,on the nature of what you're courieng.( Bald:organ to be transplanted:anything leaking)
- Musician,Especially Heavy Metal-Sleep all day,rock all night.
- Radiologist-Keeps bankers hours among usually workaholic physicians.
- Toll Collector-No hard sell involved.Not much selection,either.
- Major League Baseball Player-Average salary of $1 millionfor playing 'pastime'seven month of the year.Unless you're the pitcher,total time in motionper game is eight minutes.
- Tenured Professor-Lectures a few classes,leaves drudgery of grading and actual teaching to gradute students.Cant be fired,so no need to publish.
- Supreme Court Justice-Good pay;cant be fired.The ultimate sinecure.
- Expert Witness-Tired of actually applying the professional skills he developed,gives an "oponion" or quick assessment in court regarding what he would have done.Typical fee:$500/hour.
- Gigolo-Paid for something he would pretty much do anyway.
- Golf Pro-But what do you do on vacation?
- International Spy-one key strategic secret per year and you're done.Dont get caught,however.
- Trashy TV talk-show host-Pick one line and repeat ad nauseum.Example-"Don't you realize what your're doin to your family and to youself?'
- Paparazzo-One trip per month to Hyannis Port and You're golden.
- Wine Taster-If only they let you swallow.
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